I got this in my spam folder today, and I have to say it cracked me up
Hello,
How are you and how is your work? i hope that all is well with you, My name is miss Tiffany,i know that you may be surprise how i get your
email, i got your email today when i was browsing looking for honest partner,then i feel to drop this few line to you , and i will like you to
contact me through my email so that we can know each other and exchange our pictures, and we may become partner.
Remember the distance does not matter what matters is the reall love we share with each other.
i am waiting to hear from you soon.
Regards Miss Tiffany.